Meet the Feebles (1989)

Ever wondered what the muppets would be like in a rated R setting? "Meet the Feebles" is it. Peter Jackson (director) bastardizes the muppets, giving most of them parallels with naughty and disgusting habits. The Feebles is a group of muppets that host a variety hour on TV and the movie follows one day on the set of the show, twelve hours before the show up until the climax. Everything from sex and STD's to foul play and drug deals is showcased in this movie, which produces many disgusting and graphic (for muppets) scenes. However, most of these scenes are incredibly hilarious and laugh-out-loud funny.
"Meet the Feebles" was funny and really intrigued me because it was poking fun at Jim Henson's Muppets. However if you have a weak stomach or have true love of the original muppets, you would most likely not enjoy this movie. But if you can get past all of that I would say check it out just to see something interesting from Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings). I wonder how he got that gig after making this. "Meet the Feebles" gets a 2/5 for comedy.

Videodrome (1983)

David Cronenberg, the director of the recent films "A History of Violence" and "Eastern Promises" takes the question of what reality is to a new dimension in "Videodrome". This film follows a television producer named Max Renn (James Woods) who specializes in broadcasting softcore porn and like on channel 83 Civic-TV (cable channel 12). Max becomes engrossed in finding the next big television program for Civic-TV that will break through to a new audience. Through a satellite dish that pirates television programs from around the world, Max discovers Videodrome, a plotless show where a victim is tortured and murdered by the end of the program. Max goes about trying to discover the source of Videodrome and descends down a rabbit hole of government conspiracies and S&M, and finally into a state of near insanity and confusion.
Videodrome turns out to be a program by the government that gives its watchers malignant brain tumors and causes them to require severe psychiatric help. Max then discovers that Videodrome is actually a plot by the government to eliminate all of the social lowlifes that are fixated on sex and extreme violence to make the world a better place. Max just happened to be in the middle of the testing phase.
"Videodrome" really kept me guessing the entire time until I really sat down and thought about the significances of different events in the film and how they influenced the characters. This truly is an incredibly screwed up movie and the casual viewer should be warned that there are scenes of a shocking nature that probably shouldn't be viewed by the faint of heart, or those with a weak stomach. However, once you get past the beginning of the movie and really get into the character of Max Renn this film is really quite interesting. It's also a great social commentary on what is happening to North American culture as a result of watching too much television. "Videodrome" gets a 3.5/5

Boy Eats Girl (2005)

Zombie movies are one of my favorite genres of movies. Some may say that zombie movies don't classify as their own genre, however, I respectfully disagree and tell them to go watch Transformers 2. Over the past few years I have seen many different portrayals of zombies, the living dead, and the interact with the remaining living population. "Boy Eats Girl" is a very interesting portrayal of the undead that is very similar in to the film "Zombie Honeymoon".
In "Boy Eats Girl" the main character Nathan is involved with a girl named Jessica who he claims to be in love with. In a strange turn of events, Nathan ends up dying but his mother resurrects him using voodoo magic (the plot is definitely not given as much attention as it probably should have been given). Everything seems fine until Nathan starts craving human flesh and infects one of his fellow classmates with an infectious virus that forces him to eat everybody around him. This causes the virus to spread and take over the town and infect anybody that comes into contact with one of the infected. This of course involves some very gory and gruesome zombie eating scenes with copious amounts of corn syrup and artificial flesh. Nathan takes it upon himself to try and save Jessica from his zombie classmates while his mother finds the cure for the zombie virus in the venom of a snake.
As previously mentioned this movie was incredibly poorly put together in terms of the plot and the plot development. It's pretty much left up to the viewer to find out everything connecting one event to the another, which is fine if you know a lot about zombie movies, like I do. Really the main thing that held my interest in this movie was the incredibly amount of gore and and bodies getting ripped apart. This movie had one of the best multiple zombie scenes I've seen (even better than the helicopter ripping the zombies to pieces in "28 Weeks Later") when Jessica attacks a group of zombies with a tractor and grain harvester which leaves body parts everywhere.
In conclusion, if you're a fan of a good gore-fest zombie flick, check out "Boy Eats Girl" for the gore, and the gore alone. Other than that there aren't many redeeming qualities present. "Boy Eats Girl" gets a 2.5/5.

On Green Dolphin Street (1947)

"On Green Dolphin Street" is a very dark film (especially for 1947) about a love triangle that ends up changing the lives of everybody involved indefinitely and for the most part without remorse or forgiving. The film follows four characters, three of which are involved in the love triangle (William, Marianne, and Marguerite who are sisters). William ends up falling in love with Marguerite but can't be with her because he is involved with the navy and is traveling with a trading vessel called The Green Dolphin. He ends up settling in New Zealand and running a lumber mill with a friend he met, Haslam. One night while in a drunken stupor, he writes a letter to send for his love Marguerite to marry her, but makes a mistake in his intoxicated state and accidentally writes Marianne's name instead of Marguerite's. A long while later he realizes his mistake when Marianne shows up in New Zealand rather than his love, Marguerite. He ends up marrying Marianne even though he doesn't love her and they live "happily" for awhile until a series of plot changing events (an earthquake and a war) force William and Marianne back to England. When they return to England they find that Marianne's and Marguerite's parents have died and without anybody else in the world, Marguerite has taken to the nunnery as a servant of God. Marianne ends up finding out that William had planned to marry Marguerite until he found out that she had become a nun which leads to the revealing of the truth about their relationship. However it all ends up happy in the end and William and Marianne truly fall in love.
The reason why this movie was so dark was because of a few major things. The characters were very easy to become attached to, the worst possible things happen to the characters, and the music was very well composed and suited for the sections in which life/plot changing events happened. The wailing of the string orchestra when Marianne's and Marguerite's parents die is a textbook example of this. It rouses an incredibly emotional disturbance and sorrow for the Marguerite who now has nothing.
The only problem with this movie was that it was really, really long (2 hours and 21 minutes). I felt that it could have been cut down a lot and it seemed to drag on and on forever. Despite that "On Green Dolphin Street" was relatively good movie and I enjoyed it quite a bit. It gets 4/5

Kids (1995)

Shock value is definitely one thing that "Kids" has. From extreme language and subject matter, to incredibly amoral teenagers. It really wakes up the nervous system as well as the moral obligations of the audience through pure shock value and startling of the soul.
"Kids" portrays a day in the lives of several New York Teenagers and the mid-nineties that have no moral bounds, nothing is off limits. The shock value aspect starts off the film with the main character Telly having sex with a thirteen-year-old girl, taking her virginity. This ends up being a reoccurring tragedy of the film with Telly. Along with the plot line following Telly, there is a separate plot line following a girlfriend that he previously had sex with, a girl named Jennie. These plot lines follow their own paths until a secret is revealed that will change the lives of Telly, Jennie, and everybody associated with them.
This movie amazed me with how in-depth both plot lines were and how they fused them together at the end of the film. It was very easy as a viewer to become immersed in the lives of both characters, which was achieved by superb acting by both Telly (Leo Fitzpatrick) and Jennie (Chloe Sevigny). By the end of the movie the emotions running through both of their minds are smacking the viewer square in the face. My roommates definitely had some trouble getting through the first scene and I had to finish it on my own. Overall a very blood curdling movie about what goes wrong when morals are out of the question. Despite the gruesome shock value of "Kids", it receives a 4 out 5.

Magnolia (1999)

"Magnolia" is part of the Paul Thomas Anderson film library which includes "Punch Drunk Love" which I also recently saw, but that's to be discussed later. "Magnolia" follows several plot lines of different characters that are entwined in some subtle way, such as family ties and random occurrences. It also uses an all-star cast showcasing Tom Cruise, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, William H. Macy, and John C. Reilly to name a few. At its root, "Magnolia" is about life and how different and apparently random things are connected. Lying is also a major factor and most of the plot lines are derived from either a lie that was told in the past or a mistake that was made. In the end of the movie, all of the lies and mistakes are confessed to but its so incredibly heart-breaking because you become so involved with the characters and their separate but similar emotions.
There isn't very much that can be said about this film without getting into a whole slew of explanations so I won't really say anything about the plot (except that frogs fall from the sky!). This is a must-see movie which will blow your mind with the excellent acting as well as the incredibly in-depth plot and analysis of people living together and how their lives relate to create a much bigger basis of analytical potential. "Magnolia" receives the coveted 5/5 review. See it!

Zombie Honeymoon (2004)

"Zombie Honeymoon" is an independent film that definitely does not fit the norm for zombie movies, rather it fits a genre that I like to call "romantic zomedy." The film starts off with a cute, newlywed couple on their honeymoon in a house on the beach. Things go wrong when the couple (Danny and Denise) are playing in the surf on the beach and a zombie appears out of the ocean and infects Danny with his seed. He appears to die for ten minutes but returns to life as a normal human being, or so it appears. The gore-fest begins when Denise finds Danny chowing down on their obese neighbor in the bathroom. The film continues with, until the end, with Denise attempting to cope with the love of her life and his new found appetite for human flesh.
I have seen a lot of zombie movies, and "Zombie Honeymoon" definitely presents some new ideas and concepts about what a zombie is. Different zombie movies present the transformation from living to undead differently and "Zombie Honeymoon" uses a very interesting concept in the transformation of Danny into a zombie. Danny starts out by getting sprayed in the face with blood by a zombie hailing from the ocean, which is a pretty standard practice as presented in "28 Days Later." Danny then passes into the next realm and a few short minutes later, reanimates. Now what makes this different from other zombie movies is that when Danny reanimates, he is a completely coherent human being. Then throughout the movie, it shows how his body slowly decays and his hunger for flesh grows into an insatiable desire for blood. In beginning of his transformation he attacks and eats people but he can control himself around Denise and more or less act normal, for the situation he is in.
This film ended up being a pretty interesting movie with a very interesting zombie concept and plot, and special effects and gore comparable to any major zombie movie. It wasn't really what I was expecting and has a very strong emotional aspect to it as you become attached to the couple and their undying love for each other, even given the circumstances. This attachment leads a pretty sad ending, but a necessary sadness. "Zombie Honeymoon" gets a 4/5.